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Welcome to the George Irons Thirsty Night Golf League. Anything related or unrelated to the TNGL can be navigated from this
page.
Sun Valley Rules of Play Hostile Growth If, in order to sit upon or lean against a plant or remove deadwood
from it or interweave and immobilise interfering branches, a player would have to subject himself to scratches, cuts, or pricks
from thorns, brambles, briers, spines, burrs, needles, or thistles, he may, without penalty, tap or kick his ball to the nearest
safely playable unobstructed lie. Joe "Sally" Salpietro, Bobby "the boss" Crowell, Brian "the
big shileighlei" McClarnon and Jim "Cocoa" Carmody were playing their usual Sunday afternoon round. Unusually,
the play was very slow and the players began to get frustrated. By the tenth hole, they began firing their tee shots at the
foursome ahead of them, who were constantly in the woods and were the root cause of the slow play.
Finally, the good foursome finished their round, coming in just
under eight hours. After spotting the slow group in the clubhouse, they went right after them, swearing their asses off. The
club pro saw this spectacle and pulled aside the guys. He said: "Didn't you know that the foursome ahead of you are all blind;
they're taking part in a special event."
After hearing this, the foursome immediately reconsidered. Joe
Sal said, "Just to show how sorry I am, I'll pay for their green fees." Bobby replied, "And I'll pay for their carts." Predictably,
Brian said, "Whatever food and drinks they want, I'll pay for them." The club pro considered their acts very gracious
and, turning to the Jim, said: "And what are you going to do for them?"
Jim, still noticeably upset, retorted, "To hell with them, they
could have played last night!"
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